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Happy Tails – Mary Jane

photo[1]Dear ARC:

I can’t believe it’s been a year since I found my forever home! After
a few false starts, my human pets found the perfect food for me—special
food for the special cat that I am. It’s expensive, but I’m worth every
penny! I actually would rather eat human food, but the mean, old vet won’t
let me.
While my pets watch some silly black box for entertainment, I prefer
the window sill where I can see “Paw and Order: AVU Avian Victims Unit” on
CTV (Cat TV). I also love to sleep by the heat vents on cold winter nights,
or even better, in the “The Cave of Wonders” (under a duvet with my pets).
For some reason, my pets won’t let me go outside to guard the yard from
intruders. (I blame a smear campaign by the squirrels who have no doubt
heard of my fierceness.) Nevertheless, I vigilantly patrol the house for
burglars and ne’er-do-wells.
photoAs rewarding as it may be taking care of my pets , I sometimes need a
bit of me (ow) time—a spa day at the local resort. After a massage and
mani/pedi, I’m ready to go back to the hard work of napping, snacking, and
So for all you homeless felines out there, if you want to get a human
pet too, work on your cuteness and remember to always give ‘em the big

Photo to follow.


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